Dictionary Lovers Prints

'Why did I become an accountant?' Well in truth I just threw a dart at the first page of the dictionary but becoming an aardvark was to difficult

"But Miss, Thursday can come before Wednesday - look in any dictionary!"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Bed Spread"

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Wordplay: Export.

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Male On Sunday

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

"What part of oil lamp next to double squiggle over ox don't you understand?"

HELB!

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"Cynthia, please disambiguate this suite of objectives, cherry-pick anything that's actionable and Nascar it through a dialed-back event horizon."

Roget's thinking of what English book to read next.

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

"Dad, I know what opprobrium means." "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

"Is there another word for thesaurus?"

'Despite her routh of ruth his attitude was rimy.'

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'