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'The prinker liked to japan his krimmer.'

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

"Dad, I know what opprobrium means." "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

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'These literary duels really are most frightfully dull.'

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

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'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

It's not like you to be late... Forgot to set my alarm cock. (Alarm cock? What did you say that for?!)

'The best the grotty magus could do was produce a footy pagurid.'

Dictionary Publishing Inc. May I have a word with you?

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

"Thank you, Slightly More Correct Wording Man!!"

'What does unaware mean?'

"Stop the presses - they've just redefined masculinity!"

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

'Somebody slipped a tranq in the rani's twanky.'

'Bouillabaisse!'

'I heard he was a thesaurus editor.'

Wordy Sign Hanging on Door of the Thesaurus Editor