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Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

What does aloof mean?

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

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Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Tic-tac-toe

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"What does procrastination mean?"

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

Wordplay: Me.