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How to be self-reflexive

'They argued over the ordering of a cutty sark.'

Wordplay: Carelessness.

Wordplay: Knock Out.

'The best the grotty magus could do was produce a footy pagurid.'

Bortex: Debilitating personal field emitted by self-congratulatory people, theorized to consist of large sluggish sub-atomic particles called 'borons'.

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."

"You're reading the dictionary?"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

What does aloof mean?

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

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"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"What does procrastination mean?"

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

Wordplay: Me.

Wordplay: Pantomime.

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.