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"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

What does aloof mean?

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"What does procrastination mean?"

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Wordplay: Me.

Wordplay: Pantomime.

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

'What does the word ‘Face' mean in this sentence: 'He was only trying to save face.' A) The front of the head. B)To look at something. C) The surface of a solid. D) Dignity.

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"No, you moron — this is not 'serendipitous'!"

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

"Quick, how do you spell ‘anthropomorphize’?"

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'