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Wordplay: Amphibious

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"How'd I do on the test?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"There are exceptions. Sometimes it's possible to have buzz without any hype whatsoever."

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'

"Smart Arse"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

Wordplay: Pantomime.

"You said it—everybody heard you."

Wordplay: Me.

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

Funky Facts: USA.

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'