Language Master T-Shirts

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Illegal Immigrants

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

Homophone Encounter

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

"With so much business coming from China he thought he'd get ahead of the curve and learn a bit of the language...but it turned out to be a lot trickier than he thought... He was trying to wish them a joyous Quingming festival, but actually told them to l

An English and French student converse.

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"FISH ON"