Language Master Mugs

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Homophone Encounter

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

"With so much business coming from China he thought he'd get ahead of the curve and learn a bit of the language...but it turned out to be a lot trickier than he thought... He was trying to wish them a joyous Quingming festival, but actually told them to l

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'