Slang Master T-Shirts

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

East End Maps.

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Little Red Riding Hoodie

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Whatever!

'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Feart!

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"It's a dame!"

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"