Slang Expert T-Shirts

'When I ask what our inventory is 'What ever' is not an acceptable answer.'

Teen Owl

2005 vs 2019

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

East End Maps.

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Whatever!

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Little Red Riding Hoodie

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"It's a dame!"

Feart!

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'