Slang Expert T-Shirts

'When I ask what our inventory is 'What ever' is not an acceptable answer.'

Teen Owl

2005 vs 2019

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

East End Maps.

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Whatever!

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"It's a dame!"

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

Feart!

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"