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So, what do you want to talk about this week, Al? Why isn't there a slang term for "nostrils"? Sometimes I wonder if you're getting the most you can out of these sessions.

Steer...bum steer

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Famous Oxymorons...

Whatever!

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

A Semicolon.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"For today's lesson, you're going to teach me about pronouns."

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Apostrophe. . . Apostropher