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'Ha-ha, that's so random.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

A Semicolon.

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Apostrophe. . . Apostropher

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"It's a dame!"

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

'And is this young lady your fiasco, Mr. Jones?'