Modern Slang Explorer T-Shirts

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"Who can we call?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Slugfest!

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"It's a list of possible side effects."

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."