Modern Slang Explorer Prints

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Why we need poetry. . .

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Slugfest!

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Who can we call?"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Cometh the Cow!

Dog and Human Archaeologists