Phrases Explorer T-Shirts

'Dad, what's a wimp?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I'm still pre-literate."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Slugfest!

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"It's a list of possible side effects."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'