Explorer Of Words T-Shirts

"Excuse me, do you know how to get to the public library?"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

"I'm still pre-literate."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

A Semicolon.

Apostrophe. . . Apostropher

"What does it all mean?"

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

"You never tell me you love me." "I told ya' once. I'll let you know if anything changes."

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

"Gentlemen, let's do lunch."

'And is this young lady your fiasco, Mr. Jones?'

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'The Writer'

Punch Initials - P

'The ocker dared to call her bortz a jargoon.'

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'