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"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'Her dodoism over the wynd made him furibund.'

'Don't worry if you fail the spelling test. Nobody spells when they text.'

'The ladykin lived in a mickle biggin of cipolin.'

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"I'm still pre-literate."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

Famous Oxymorons...

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

"What does it all mean?"

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Wordplay: Pantomime.

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Wordplay: Me.

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

Ernie's looking up the meaning of "palindrome". Dictionary. Aha!

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

Phonetic Man

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

"I don't speak Italian."

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

The Tangents talk it over.

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

"Quick, how do you spell ‘anthropomorphize’?"