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"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

Famous Oxymorons...

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Wordplay: Me.

"What does it all mean?"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Wordplay: Pantomime.

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

Phonetic Man

"Quick, how do you spell ‘anthropomorphize’?"

"I don't speak Italian."

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Punch Initials - P

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