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"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Famous Oxymorons...

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Wordplay: Me.

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"What does it all mean?"

Wordplay: Pantomime.

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

Phonetic Man

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

"Quick, how do you spell ‘anthropomorphize’?"

Ernie's looking up the meaning of "palindrome". Dictionary. Aha!

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

"I don't speak Italian."

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

"They have the best emojis."