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'A cenacle is no place to be zaftig.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"These meetings were a lot shorter before we invented compound sentences."

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

A Semicolon.

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

Apostrophe. . . Apostropher

"For today's lesson, you're going to teach me about pronouns."

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'And is this young lady your fiasco, Mr. Jones?'

More animal grammar. Fetch! Dingo. Dingoing. Dingone.

'The ocker dared to call her bortz a jargoon.'