Vocabulary Explorers Pillows

'A cenacle is no place to be zaftig.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"These meetings were a lot shorter before we invented compound sentences."

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

A Semicolon.

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

Apostrophe. . . Apostropher

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'And is this young lady your fiasco, Mr. Jones?'

'The ocker dared to call her bortz a jargoon.'

Wordplay: Mind Games.