Language Explorers Pillows

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Campaign for Plain English

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Boy and girl at thier studies

Why we need poetry. . .

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Cossack dancers

Ruddy bloggers!

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'