Dialogue Explorers Pillows

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Why we need poetry. . .

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Cossack dancers

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Exciting potato bugs.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"These meetings were a lot shorter before we invented compound sentences."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

A Semicolon.

Apostrophe. . . Apostropher

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

"For today's lesson, you're going to teach me about pronouns."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'