Dialogue Explorer Pillows

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

"Rapunzel cut off her hair to protest being locked in a tower"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Famous Oxymorons...

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

A Semicolon.

Catroom.

Apostrophe. . . Apostropher

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

The Tangents talk it over.

"I don't speak Italian."

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

Phonetic Man