Dialogue Explorer Gifts

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

"Rapunzel cut off her hair to protest being locked in a tower"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Why we need poetry. . .

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Famous Oxymorons...

A Semicolon.

Catroom.

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"For today's lesson, you're going to teach me about pronouns."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

Apostrophe. . . Apostropher

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

Phonetic Man