Language Explorer Gifts

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Cockney rhyming slang,

Slobbish man says to woman: 'Couch potato is a deeply offensive term - we prefer furniture-based leisure prioritizers.'

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

Yonder

'I learned Russian to read Chekhov. He's better in English.'

'I'm not sure where I'm going with this but so far I have 'A is for Anthropoid'.'

'Do you speak English?'

Ceci n'est pas une affiche

Wordplay: Minimalism.

Multi-language tour bus.

"Yes, Robert. I'm sure you can make a hundred and forty characters out of only twenty six letters."

National Dyslexia Association - sign on the door says: 'Bakc in 5 mintues'

Foreign Language Books

Cabby trying to get a fare from a foreign passenger

'The alphabet in alphabetical order

"Oh dear! I'm afraid I can't read Japanese!"

'How do you spell sincerely?'

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

"Ok, fine. Now that you've walked a mile in my shoes, I suppose you can judge me... But I didn't say you could keep my danged shoes!"

Danaelect: 'Hey, how was school today, Danae?...One of these days I'm gonna learn to stop asking that question...'

'Miss, what's the French for 'croissant'?'

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

'Serving pyranose from his buskin left some paly.'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Yes, grandpa, I did say my friend was blowing up my phone. But that's just a figure of speech. So there's no reason to call the fire department."

And Found (lost and found)

'He preferred his murphy with a wheen of triose.'

'I bought him from a French sailor, so God only knows what he's saying!'

'In Antarctica we have 27 different words for 'hello'.'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Famous Oxymorons...

"They have the best emojis."