Language Evolution Explorer Gifts

'Be careful how you talk to my father - It's best if you just use grunts and gestures.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Why we need poetry. . .

Ascent of Machine.

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"We evolved from asteroids"

Exit only.

ZOO

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

The Origin of Creationism

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Evolution.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

"These meetings were a lot shorter before we invented compound sentences."

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"