Dialogue Seeker Pillows

"This school has too many immigrants."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"It's such a lovely day!"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Press Freedom

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Dialogue

Meet the Enemy

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Letters escape from a caged book.

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Battle of the sexes in a relationship