"This school has too many immigrants."
Dialogue Seeker Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with the talkative, reflective soul who loves a good chat? Our collection celebrates the dialogue seeker with humorous and thoughtful products that inspire expression and conversation. Whether they enjoy witty quotes, clever designs, or engaging visuals, our gifts are designed to delight and spark dialogue. Ideal for those who cherish words, conversation, and creative expression, these items will turn their love for dialogue into a charming keepsake or a fun everyday accessory.
"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."
Squeezing the Free Press.
"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"
'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'
"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."
'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'
"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."
"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."
"It's such a lovely day!"
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."
Press Freedom
"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."
"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."
Dialogue
Meet the Enemy
The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?
"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."
'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''
"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."
Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.
Letters escape from a caged book.
"I disagree — I think humans are funny."
'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'
Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.
"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."
"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."
Lady Justice and Confidential Files
"Which news channel should we watch?"
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'
"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."
"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"
Battle of the sexes in a relationship
Dialogue Seeker Gifts Collection
Dialogue Seeker Mugs
Explore our range of mugs crafted for dialogue enthusiasts—each one humorously celebrates the love of conversation and clever exchanges.
Dialogue Seeker Pillows
Our pillows with clever quotes are perfect for the dialogue seeker who loves to add personality and humor to their space.
Dialogue Seeker Prints
Decorate with prints that capture the essence of dialogue—perfect for inspiring conversations and showcasing their witty side.
Dialogue Seeker T-Shirts
Find T-shirts that speak the language of the dialogue lover—witty, funny, and designed to start conversations wherever they go.