"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."
Dialogue Devotee Gifts
If you’re searching for a gift for someone who lives for witty exchanges and clever comebacks, our 'Dialogue Devotee' collection offers humorous and stylish products. Designed for those who love expressing themselves through sharp dialogue, these items are great for any fan of clever banter. From amusing mugs to eye-catching T-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, find something that celebrates their love for words and wit. Give a gift that speaks volumes with humor and personality.
"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."
'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'
"Would you mind not interrupting? I'm trying to have a sensible conversation."
Cuba Dialogue
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"I'll be glad when this speech balloon strike is over...!"
"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."
"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."
"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£
"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."
'I think I'm highly insightful for my age and don't call me missy!'
'Just because!'
"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"
"Oh gosh, have I been talking too much again?"
Lars, do have that CD I lent you? It got stuck in the CD player. I think it's a herniated disc.
Put away your weapons and sharpen your tongues - it's the diatribe.
Hey. Are you really a lawyer? Yes. Good. I killed Cock Robin.
F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!
Hello, meathead. Oh, that's so adorable. Hello, Sadie. "Adorable"? I just insulted you. I just informed you that I'm aware you're a complete birdbrain. You're a simpleton, Randy Taylor. Haha
"We're trying to come up with a less offensive term for 'political correctness.'"
"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."
"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."
"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."
"I disagree — I think humans are funny."
Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'
"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."
Battle of the sexes in a relationship
Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.
Exciting potato bugs.
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).
"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."
2016 election squabbles!
LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET
Dialogue Devotee Gifts Collection
Dialogue Devotee Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that speak their language—funny, clever, and perfect for the dialogue devotee’s morning brew.
Dialogue Devotee Pillows
Cushion their space with humorous pillows featuring witty quotes, a charming gift for any dialogue devotee’s home.
Dialogue Devotee Prints
Browse our prints with clever sayings and humorous designs—ideal for decorating the home of someone who loves dialogue and wit.
Dialogue Devotee T-Shirts
Find our witty T-shirts designed for dialogue lovers—highlighting humor and cleverness in every phrase, perfect for casual wear.