Dialogue Devotee Mugs

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"Would you mind not interrupting? I'm trying to have a sensible conversation."

Cuba Dialogue

Dialogue

"I'll be glad when this speech balloon strike is over...!"

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

'I think I'm highly insightful for my age and don't call me missy!'

'Just because!'

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

"Oh gosh, have I been talking too much again?"

"We're trying to come up with a less offensive term for 'political correctness.'"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

2016 election squabbles!

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."