Conversation Seeker Gifts

'Do you think we need more conversation in our relationship?'

'Hello, 911? It's my husband! I don't know what's wrong with him. He said there's nothing on TV and he just wants to talk!'

'I don't know what I'd have done all this time without you to talk to...!'

"I know. I miss him, too."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Friends

Then - 'It feels so odd talking to a disembodied voice.' Now - 'It's so nice to actually speak to a human being.'

'Why so stony-faced?'

"Learning to talk was easy but finding someone to have an intelligent conversation with is something else."

"I'm exhausted right now, love. Can I catch this conversation on the 9 o'clock slot?"

"How much for five minutes of conversation that doesn't mention Covid-19?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"You're such a good listener."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Could I ask just one question?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Dialogue

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."