Conversation Craver Gifts

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"I know. I miss him, too."

'I need affordable daycare now!'

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

Bar Therapy

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Rock & Roll

Music Freak.

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'Why so stony-faced?'

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

I have obscured the view at Greenwich, the Tower, Westminster and St. Pauls.

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

Ok, I'm back. Sorry about the screaming.

And what kind of banter do you want with that? I got light, witty, or wry. Breakfast.

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

'Do you think we need more conversation in our relationship?'

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"People...People who need people...."

Lance, do you realize that the only thing we have in common is our relationship? Not true, Gloria

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd unlearn macrame."

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

Lady praises date for being a good conversationalist.

'Hello, 911? It's my husband! I don't know what's wrong with him. He said there's nothing on TV and he just wants to talk!'