Conversation Craver Pillows

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"I know. I miss him, too."

'I need affordable daycare now!'

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Music Freak.

Bar Therapy

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Rock & Roll

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'Why so stony-faced?'

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

I have obscured the view at Greenwich, the Tower, Westminster and St. Pauls.

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'Do you think we need more conversation in our relationship?'

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

"People...People who need people...."

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd unlearn macrame."

Lady praises date for being a good conversationalist.

"Nice talking to you."