Concert Craver Gifts

"People...People who need people...."

Music Freak.

Rock & Roll

A Symphony of Penguins

Cimafunk

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

EWE 2.

I love my Timpani

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Freddie Mercury

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Mark Knopfler.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Popera!

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'I love rock festivals!'

Singer and her microphone

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Cesar Franck

Rod Stewart

'...and on Bass...'