Concert Crasher Gifts

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

"Have they started yet or is it my Tinnitus?"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'I love rock festivals!'

Motorherd

Rainbow Quartet

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“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Quartet.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Music at Home Pt. 1

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Music Freak.

Rock & Roll

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

Bravo!

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"Jack'z the bestess friend. My wife still doesn't know where we'were that night..." Why we toast before we start drinking.

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Second Thoughts Wedding

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'