Party Crasher Gifts

Thanks to new security precautions, Bob's surprise party held no surprises.

"The minute you walked into the room, I said to myself, 'Now, HE looks interesting."

"Awkward..."

Show house. 'I don't like the house. but your champagne's great.'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'They do that every time. I think it's something in the meatballs.'

Wedding Crashers

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

'I love rock festivals!'

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Second Thoughts Wedding

"Jack'z the bestess friend. My wife still doesn't know where we'were that night..." Why we toast before we start drinking.

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

"Security was too tight to try and nick one of those Harry Potter books so we went and crashed Prince William's 21st instead."

"They stay together for the money."

"Agreed then-I won't network you if you don't network me."

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

All my friends are getting married. I'm just getting drunk.

Floating Voters

"I brought a six pack. Is that enough?"

'You haven't touched the cheese yet.'

"Just because I switched political parties at an appropriate time?"

'Hold it everyone - it's Beckham's free kick!'

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

'Will you get me those healthy eating booklets form the hospital? . . . I need something to start the fire to grill these bratwursts.'

"And what gives you the uneasy feeling that my workers comp claim is under investigation?"

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

'It's a party invitation, Phillip, not a hostile takeover.'