Parachute Party Crashers Gifts

'I hate surprise parties!'

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'I have a connection to make.'

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"They stay together for the money."

"Security was too tight to try and nick one of those Harry Potter books so we went and crashed Prince William's 21st instead."

'Come on! You only live once!'

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

The Football Parachute

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

Bad luck

Show house. 'I don't like the house. but your champagne's great.'

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

"Byeee... see you soon!"

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'For heaven's sake! They're dressed as the 101st Airborne Division!'

Caught on a Cloud

Plane crash on football pitch.

Hopscotch landing zone.

Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

Fluffy suddenly realized it wasn't going to matter whether or not he could land on his feet from one mile up.

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

Bad parachute jump.