Parachute Plummet Gifts

"Byeee... see you soon!"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Cupid and parachutists.

Now hiring.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'I have a connection to make.'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"I didn't care for the movie either."

'Well? How was the flight?'

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

Bad luck

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

Swinging through the jungle.

'Come on! You only live once!'

The Football Parachute