Parachute Hobbyist Gifts

'I have a connection to make.'

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Cupid and parachutists.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

'Well? How was the flight?'

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

The Football Parachute

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"I didn't care for the movie either."

Bad luck

'Come on! You only live once!'

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

Air Taxi

Swinging through the jungle.

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."