Parachute Fanatic Gifts

'Come on! You only live once!'

Beware of the Sky terrier.

The Worm Charmer

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Three Ladies

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Team Flute

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Three people playing on the same flute.

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

Helicopter

'I have a connection to make.'

'He has really taken to the training.'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"I'm not entirely convinced of your strategy as financial PR.."

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

"This Pied Piper stuff started when Mom told me to take my 'infernal flute' outside and find some children to play with."

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

The Football Parachute

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

Last Copter Ride

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'For heaven's sake! They're dressed as the 101st Airborne Division!'