Parachute Enthusiast Gifts

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

"Better luck next time!"

Parachuting Lemming.

'HAPPIER?! Now you know it works!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Terminal velocity

"I just knew you lacked commitment."

Lemming going over cliff with a parachute

Bad parachute jump.

Broomstick crash.

Para-Toast.

Lemmings

'The parachute, McConnel, you ****** self-centered idiot! Pull the ripcord.'

'I remain confident we will pull out of this nose dive.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"I just knew you lacked commitment."

Very Difficult Conversations

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Parachuting bishop.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Cupid and parachutists.

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'I have a connection to make.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

What's your exit strategy?

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.'