Parachuting Adventurer Gifts

Looks green enough for me! Lizy May parachuted into Saanich-Gulf-Islands.

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Now hiring.

Cupid and parachutists.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'I have a connection to make.'

Hippie Edibles Co.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

"I'm open to new things."

Swinging through the jungle.

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'

"I didn't care for the movie either."

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.