Parachuting Gifts

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.

Parachuting Lemming.

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

'HAPPIER?! Now you know it works!'

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

"Spoiler alert!"

'Here he comes now. I told you my mechanic was a good one.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Yank on the rip cord all you like. I'm telling you, pal, it never opened.'

Fluffy suddenly realized it wasn't going to matter whether or not he could land on his feet from one mile up.

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."

The exhilarating sport of Paramedic-ing.

Paratrooper School.

'It's health and safety gone mad!'

Four apprehensive parachutists in a plane with no door.

Skydive

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

What's your exit strategy?

"Start flapping my arms? What for?"

"I relapsed."

An accident waiting to happen.

Free Fall Badges for Scouts

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Ready or not?

Barclays Bank Sky-diving Team

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Sky Diver Losing His Wallet.

'If you need a parachute on this walk, what about me?'

'I've made a terrible mistake...'

Parachute Landing in Field

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Think once; leap twice

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Parachutists, "Damn I knew I'd forgotten to pack something"