Parachutist Gifts

Jump 4 Amnesia.

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

'Thank goodness I saved that document on diskette.'

Consider yourself lucky. Nobody has let you down for days!

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Parachutists, "Damn I knew I'd forgotten to pack something"

Parachutists getting kicked off cliff by officer in charge

'That was one thick cloud.'

Broomstick crash.

"Well, crap!"

'What have I told you son about dropping in at meal times.'

I don't like mimes, but he's good.

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'

A bear parachuting with no strings attached.

Hess of the D'Urbervilles

The Football Parachute

Man with parachute mistaken for a vine by jungle man.

'What's all this I hear about you complaining about climbing down trees you never climbed up, Private?'

Parachutist lands on commuter in the street

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

Cupid and parachutists.

Parachute Repairs

Very Difficult Conversations

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Now hiring.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'I have a connection to make.'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?