Parachuting Coach Gifts

"I'm not your instructor - I'm just a weird guy making an unwanted advance."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Now hiring.

Cupid and parachutists.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

'I have a connection to make.'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

Swinging through the jungle.

The Football Parachute

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

"I didn't care for the movie either."

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.