Parachute Jumper Gifts

'What's all this I hear about you complaining about climbing down trees you never climbed up, Private?'

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Now hiring.

Cupid and parachutists.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'I have a connection to make.'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

"I didn't care for the movie either."

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

Bad luck

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

Swinging through the jungle.

'Come on! You only live once!'

The Football Parachute

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."