Parachute Jumper Gifts

'What's all this I hear about you complaining about climbing down trees you never climbed up, Private?'

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Cupid and parachutists.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'I have a connection to make.'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

'Well? How was the flight?'

"I didn't care for the movie either."

Bad luck

'Come on! You only live once!'

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

Swinging through the jungle.

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

The Football Parachute

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."