Parachute Pilots Gifts

Bad luck

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Cupid and parachutists.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'I have a connection to make.'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

'Well? How was the flight?'

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

"I didn't care for the movie either."

'Come on! You only live once!'

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'

Swinging through the jungle.

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

The Football Parachute

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'