Parachute Pilots Gifts

Bad luck

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Cupid and parachutists.

Now hiring.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'I have a connection to make.'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

Swinging through the jungle.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

The Football Parachute

'Well? How was the flight?'

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

"I didn't care for the movie either."

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

'Come on! You only live once!'