Parachuting Instructor Gifts

Parachute Landing in Field

Free Fall Badges for Scouts

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Very Difficult Conversations

Exercise Class

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

Holiday Aerobics.

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Cupid and parachutists.

Aerobics Class.

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'I have a connection to make.'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

What's your exit strategy?

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

Teamwork

Swinging through the jungle.

'Come on! You only live once!'

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'