Parachuting Instructor Gifts

Parachute Landing in Field

Free Fall Badges for Scouts

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

Exercise Class

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

Holiday Aerobics.

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Now hiring.

Red Arrows Rookies

Cupid and parachutists.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Aerobics Class.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

'I have a connection to make.'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

What's your exit strategy?

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

Teamwork

'Come on! You only live once!'