Parachuting Coach Pillows

"I'm not your instructor - I'm just a weird guy making an unwanted advance."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Cupid and parachutists.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'I have a connection to make.'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

'Well? How was the flight?'

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"I didn't care for the movie either."

'Come on! You only live once!'

Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

Swinging through the jungle.

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

The Football Parachute