Parachuting Pro Pillows

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Cupid and parachutists.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'I have a connection to make.'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

'Well? How was the flight?'

Bad luck

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'

"I didn't care for the movie either."

Swinging through the jungle.

The Football Parachute

'Come on! You only live once!'

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing